Sophisticated and Witty Farce

Let me see a show of hands of those people who attended that meeting.
Who here knew that the seven year itch was not only a reality but
Would play a key role in your life?
I am sorry I was not present.
If I would have seen the flyer just maybe I would have gone.
Maybe I would have given my two cents.
Maybe I would have taken notes.

It would not have made a difference if I attended.
I would have been accused of not listening regardless.